Political Strategy Buff Pillows

President Pence

Political Speech Making Tutorial

"What a great return on my investment eh comrade?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The president's men

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Tariff Wars

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

The Greek Trampoline

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

"Moulting"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

We Used to Build Things

Viva Belarus!

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."