Armchair Geopolitical Strategists Gifts

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

The president's men

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

Archival Warfare

Tariff Wars

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

The Greek Trampoline

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

Mike Flynn in Deep Trouble for Peacemongering While Warmongers Walk Free

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Obama's Top Shelf Tastes

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

We Used to Build Things

The New World Order

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"Beg for peace!"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Vladimir Putin.