Armchair Activist Pillows

"It's just the virtue signal - unfortunately, it doesn't do much."

Agoraphobic activists do what they can to help save the rain forest.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Another climate conference...

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'It's all been said already.'

"Why do you put up with such abuse?!"

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

' . . . and not a single lady has been seen throwing stones in Cairo today, wouldn't you know?'

"As one can see, we're jolly well better together..."

Campaign 2016

"It was either 'abolishing homelessness' or 'child poverty' - but I did sign a petition."

"It convinced me. Tomorrow I will resign."

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

"Conservatives are too greedy? Liberals favor a big giveaway? Surely you must be pro somebody?"

"Listen up you whiny, snively little bunker b***h. What do you have against the United States constitution?"

God looks down on a burning world

"I'm losing my edge. I can't maintain my rage through all the available news channels."

'Occupy movements are happening out there....in here there's no movement, only you as you occupy the couch all day!'

Promises.

"Watching people argue about the world situation night after night makes me feel like I'm doing something about it."

Your congress at work!

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

'I think the Lib Dems are taking their Coalition victories a bit too far.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Brian's an inactivist."

"I've half a mind to complain."

Snowpocalypse DC

The Four Stages of Revolution

Let's Amend the Constitution!

"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."

Schengen

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"You're fired."