Armchair Revolutionary Pillows

"We'd like to view a revolution, but, you know, from a safe location."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

The intellectual.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Putting Practice.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

'Flight simulator'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Goal!"

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The wine-shop

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'