Armchair Revolutionary Mugs

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

"We'd like to view a revolution, but, you know, from a safe location."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

American Idle.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

The intellectual.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Goal!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Travelogue

"I should've never studied canon law."