Armchair Theorist Mugs

The armchair pharmacologist speaks...

"It's time to pull the plug."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Feel free to take notes."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The intellectual.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

The Three Kinds of People

"I don't believe in egrets."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Kim-Putin Summit

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Stephen Fry.

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'