
'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'
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'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'
Terrorists and politicians
I'm in favor of missiles, anti-missiles, and anti-anti missiles, but I'm against proliferation of anti-anti-anti missiles. Opinion Poll.
The next drone flight
American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.
'Please - no thanks...the money, time, lives...we just hope you enjoy your new found freedom.'
Trust the Jarl of Orkney to mock your reluctance to invest in a moat
'Hey, Ferguson — think fast!'
Nato
"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"
"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."
"RFK Jr. is dropping out of the race. I wonder what he'll do with all his free time?"
Kim-Putin Summit
The US's weapon aids to Taiwan
Putin nukes
In Afghanistan, the Lesser of Two Evils Is Anything but
Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?
ISIS Plans Ahead
By a Former Drone Operator
"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."
"Feel free to take notes."
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...
The intellectual.
A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.
Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'
Turkish Democracy
The dangerous world of the armchair thinker
Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.
'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'
"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."
"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"
The Decline of Europe
"I should've never studied canon law."
Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world
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