Armchair Thinker Prints

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Turkish Democracy

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The intellectual.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"I should've never studied canon law."

The Three Kinds of People

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"I don't believe in egrets."

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.