Armchair Coach Pillows

'I'm tired of you criticizing my performance. You didn't think I could hear you through the TV, did you?'

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"I could do that!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Carrot VS Stick

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Kim-Putin Summit

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

Inactive wear store.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."