Armchair Coach Gifts

'I'm tired of you criticizing my performance. You didn't think I could hear you through the TV, did you?'

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

"Just what was that life lesson we were supposed to have learned by losing to Yale 35-0?"

Kick! Go for it!

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"I could do that!"

Leonard Dilwacker, self-professed football expert who was cut from his Jr. High Team, fires off another death threat to the Michigan kicker whose mistake resulted in a last-second loss...

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

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Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Carrot VS Stick

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'