"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"
Armchair Manager Gifts
Looking for a gift for your armchair manager? Whether they’re strategizing from their favorite chair or just love a clever twist on leadership, our curated selection adds humor and flair. These products celebrate the relaxed yet sharp-minded spirit of those who manage everything from the comfort of their seat, blending wit and creativity. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their unique style of leisure and leadership.
They're Not Just That Into It
"He likes it."
'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'
'I think they're up to something.'
"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."
'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'
Carrot VS Stick
'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'
"Ahh, shade."
"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."
Kim-Putin Summit
"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."
"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."
Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the
Actualities - The European Equilibrium
Tank driver wielding a slingshot.
Lisbon Treaty.
'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'
"Listen, everybody; as a special treat, David will now read us several of his recent letters to The New York Times, chiding them for criticizing Israel."
"If we don't comply, they're threatening us with liberation."
"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."
Military history
The next drone flight
American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.
Cooking without Jamie Oliver
Kick! Go for it!
'War!... What's it good for?'
'Please - no thanks...the money, time, lives...we just hope you enjoy your new found freedom.'
"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"
The Definition of Dictatorship
"C-Span is our reality television."
By a Former Drone Operator
"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."
"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."
Armchair Manager Gifts Collection
Armchair Manager Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs designed for armchair managers—humorous and inspiring pieces perfect for their coffee or tea moments.
Armchair Manager Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with humorous and stylish designs specially for the armchair managers who love to relax in style.
Armchair Manager Prints
Check out vibrant prints that showcase the playful side of leadership—ideal for decorating the workspace or personal spaces of armchair managers.
Armchair Manager T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts celebrating the relaxed leadership style of armchair managers—witty designs for everyday wear or casual office days.