Armchair Manager Mugs

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

They're Not Just That Into It

"He likes it."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Carrot VS Stick

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"Ahh, shade."

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Kim-Putin Summit

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Lisbon Treaty.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"Listen, everybody; as a special treat, David will now read us several of his recent letters to The New York Times, chiding them for criticizing Israel."

"If we don't comply, they're threatening us with liberation."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Military history

The next drone flight

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

Kick! Go for it!

'War!... What's it good for?'

'Please - no thanks...the money, time, lives...we just hope you enjoy your new found freedom.'

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

The Definition of Dictatorship

"C-Span is our reality television."

By a Former Drone Operator

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."