Armchair General Gifts

Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories

The Next Generation of Smart Weapons; Think Tank.

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."

Capture of Khartoum

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

'It's baaaack!'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'As military strategists go Duke, you're not exactly Alexander the Great.'

Meeting - territory to attack or defend?

'I suggest we give Hastings a miss next year.'

Archers.

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

Castle: "Who is it?"

"We're going to need a better Invade Ukraine simulator!"

Peace Bomb

"Do you think anyone learnt anything by going to Afghanistan?"

"Remember, have fun out there."

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

Military history

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

Iran-nuclear power

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

"I just hope it doesn't turn out that we're going after Saddam to get some rich bastard's son into some school."

..anymore talk of pre-emptive strikes and we start up our nuclear reactor ..

"If we don't comply, they're threatening us with liberation."

It's a very orderly process, now that we've normalised relations with vietnam, we can invade Bosnia

The signs of time - Iraq.

Bush's Foreign Policies

"Well done sir. We won, I guess."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

I think we should stop talking about our target demographic.

"Ahh, shade."

'Conqueror's remorse.'