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The Next Generation of Smart Weapons; Think Tank.

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

Castle: "Who is it?"

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

Archers.

'I suggest we give Hastings a miss next year.'

Meeting - territory to attack or defend?

'As military strategists go Duke, you're not exactly Alexander the Great.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'It's baaaack!'

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

Capture of Khartoum

"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."

'Conqueror's remorse.'

"Ahh, shade."

I think we should stop talking about our target demographic.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"Well done sir. We won, I guess."

Bush's Foreign Policies

The signs of time - Iraq.

It's a very orderly process, now that we've normalised relations with vietnam, we can invade Bosnia

"If we don't comply, they're threatening us with liberation."

..anymore talk of pre-emptive strikes and we start up our nuclear reactor ..

"I just hope it doesn't turn out that we're going after Saddam to get some rich bastard's son into some school."

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

Iran-nuclear power

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

"Bush actually believes a 4-star general knows more about war than we do?"

'I want these soldiers out of here by 20.15.'

Remember the Afghanamo

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Where, you may wonder, is our moral compass."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."