Armchair Generals Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their space with pillows featuring witty designs for armchair strategists. Perfect for comfy corners or game rooms that celebrate relaxed leadership.

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'We now have enough nuclear weapons to blow up the earth sixteen times, which should finally take care of the mole problem in my front yard!'

'We now have enough nuclear weapons to blow up the earth sixteen times, which should finally take care of the mole problem in my front yard!' mockup

'We now have enough nuclear weapons to blow up the earth sixteen times, which should finally take care of the mole problem in my front yard!'

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'Our war plan is simple, we point the cursor at whichever of Saddam's palaces we wish to destroy.'

'Our war plan is simple, we point the cursor at whichever of Saddam's palaces we wish to destroy.' mockup

'Our war plan is simple, we point the cursor at whichever of Saddam's palaces we wish to destroy.'

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'We have to beat our armalitites into ballot boxes!'

'We have to beat our armalitites into ballot boxes!' mockup

'We have to beat our armalitites into ballot boxes!'

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'I found it on Craig's List.'

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!" mockup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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Israel/Palestine Conflict

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'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?' mockup

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

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The intellectual.

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'I think they're up to something.' mockup

'I think they're up to something.'

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"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well." mockup

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

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"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

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"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction." mockup

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

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'Well, he's always been a hero to me.' mockup

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

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'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.' mockup

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

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"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea." mockup

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

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"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member." mockup

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

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Kim-Putin Summit

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Militant Pacifists

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"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions." mockup

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

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"Ahh, shade."

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Actualities - The European Equilibrium mockup

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

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Tank driver wielding a slingshot. mockup

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

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'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.' mockup

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

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Lisbon Treaty.

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'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.' mockup

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

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"Listen, everybody; as a special treat, David will now read us several of his recent letters to The New York Times, chiding them for criticizing Israel."

"Listen, everybody; as a special treat, David will now read us several of his recent letters to The New York Times, chiding them for criticizing Israel."

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