Armchair Politicians Pillows

"Everything I have to say about politics, pal, I say on the internet."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

The intellectual.

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Militant Pacifists

EU

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Lisbon Treaty.

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Campaign 2016

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Famous Pieces of Paper

'The people who've been running our economy say we don't have to worry about global warming.'

"Listen, everybody; as a special treat, David will now read us several of his recent letters to The New York Times, chiding them for criticizing Israel."

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

'Heeheehee! My guests will love it!'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'