Tea Boy Gifts

'He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone'

'Two chicken lip toasties and three salmon leg baguettes...I'm guessing you're a new apprentice.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

"Hipsters"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

1930's Lady.

Teapot

The Leafs win the Cup!

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Things are looking up!"

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'