Tea Lady Gifts

Work Experience.

Home cafeteria.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

"It's been reported that you have a serious drink problem."

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

'Tea's up.'

'How come I get the chipped cup and broken biscuits.'

"Things must be desperate. They're putting our tea lady in midfield."

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

'I hope he's all right. That Times is three weeks old.'

'Haven't you heard. Shoulder pads are on their way out?'

'What are you doing in your pocket?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

You've Had Enough!

"Hipsters"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Mea Maxima Cuppa