Tea Lady Pillows

Work Experience.

Home cafeteria.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

"It's been reported that you have a serious drink problem."

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

'Tea's up.'

'How come I get the chipped cup and broken biscuits.'

"Things must be desperate. They're putting our tea lady in midfield."

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

'I hope he's all right. That Times is three weeks old.'

'Haven't you heard. Shoulder pads are on their way out?'

'What are you doing in your pocket?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

Tea of Love

"Hipsters"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Time for tea and friendship.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'