Coffee Lady Pillows

'Haven't you heard. Shoulder pads are on their way out?'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Teapot

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Coffee

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

The Cat's Alarm Clock