Coffee Lady Mugs

'Haven't you heard. Shoulder pads are on their way out?'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Waiting for retirement.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Teapot

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Coffee

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

How About Serving Us For a Change

"He gets his best ideas that way."