Coffee-loving Friend Mugs

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

You've Had Enough!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Non-Power Breakfast

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"