Coffee-loving Friend T-Shirts

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You've Had Enough!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Countervailing Clichés.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."