Tea Time Pianist Gifts

Woman playing piano with her feet.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Baby Piano

Concert Pianist.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'The grudge match.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Around the piano

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"Tip my boy."

Col Pugno

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."

Announcement at teatime

"I think I need to go on a diet. I'm tipping the scale."