Tea Boy Mugs

'He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone'

'Two chicken lip toasties and three salmon leg baguettes...I'm guessing you're a new apprentice.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

"Hipsters"

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Teapot

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'