Systems Programmer Gifts

Searching for the perfect present for a systems programmer? Our collection features clever, humorous, and thoughtful items tailored for those who love coding, troubleshooting, and optimizing complex systems. Dive into designs that resonate with their passion for technology and their love of problem-solving, making their work and downtime more fun and memorable.

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Lots of 'systems chappies'.

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Till malfunction

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Pounding speeds up the computer.

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud. mockup

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.' mockup

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

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Project Length As Measured In Dog Years mockup

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office." mockup

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

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"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes." mockup

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone." mockup

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

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The Computer Bore

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Online form - Submit.

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' " mockup

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

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"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App." mockup

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

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"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.." mockup

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

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'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...' mockup

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

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"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"He's taught himself work-life balance." mockup

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

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'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.' mockup

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

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Evolution.

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Computer Science Class 10101010101. mockup

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

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'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.' mockup

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

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'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.' mockup

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

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'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.' mockup

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

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'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.' mockup

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

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"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer." mockup

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

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'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!' mockup

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

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"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?" mockup

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

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"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off." mockup

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

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'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.' mockup

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

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"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned." mockup

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

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"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?" mockup

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

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"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job." mockup

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

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Systems Programmer Gifts Collection

Systems Programmer Mugs

Discover a range of mugs perfect for systems programmers, blending humor and coding culture, to brighten their coffee breaks.

Systems Programmer Pillows

Cozy up with pillows that celebrate programming humor and tech culture, ideal for any systems programmer’s living or workspace.

Systems Programmer Prints

Decorate their space with art prints that feature programming jokes, code snippets, and tech-inspired designs—perfect for systems programmers.

Systems Programmer T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts designed for systems programmers—witty, stylish, and perfect for showing off their tech-savvy personality.