Computer Programmers Gifts

"That's the craziest 1100110101001 thing I've ever heard! Pardon my binary."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

The Computer Bore

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Google car."

The DaVinci Code

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Robotic Man

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."