Computer Programming Gifts

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

'Is your alphabet soup ASCII or Unicode?'

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Google car."

The DaVinci Code

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."