Computer Software Gifts

"And Dave, you receive Mildred's visual basic control collection."

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The DaVinci Code

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Robotic Man

Evolution.

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Mac OS 20

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Driverless cars rage.

I.T. Fear

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'