Computer Programmers Prints

"That's the craziest 1100110101001 thing I've ever heard! Pardon my binary."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

The Computer Bore

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The DaVinci Code

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"