Surgical Satire Aficionado Gifts

'Dont you hate it when there are parts left over.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"It was a botched surgery."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Flu Drugs.

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

"Good?"

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

Hospital Cleaning.

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"

'Another botched Snotox injection...'