Surgical Satire Aficionado Pillows

'Dont you hate it when there are parts left over.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"It was a botched surgery."

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Flu Drugs.

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

"Good?"

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

"Did you get some work done?"

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."