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"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

"Open mike night"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"It was a botched surgery."

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"Whoops..."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Hospital Cleaning.

"Did you get some work done?"

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."