Surgery Satire Enthusiasts Pillows

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"It was a botched surgery."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

Hospital Cleaning.

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

"Did you get some work done?"

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."