Surgery Satire Enthusiasts Gifts

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"It was a botched surgery."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

Hospital Cleaning.

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

"Did you get some work done?"

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'