Surgical Satire Enjoyer Gifts

Bowtox.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"It was a botched surgery."

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"Whoops..."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Hospital Cleaning.

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

"Did you get some work done?"

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'