Sunday Newspaper Routine Gifts

Embrace your Sunday newspaper ritual with our curated collection of gifts that bring a smile to your face. Perfect for those slow mornings filled with caffeine, humor, and the joy of reading. Find items that celebrate the cherished weekend paper habit and make your Sunday even more special.

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"I'm going to get a paper. Be right back."

"I'm going to get a paper. Be right back." mockup

"I'm going to get a paper. Be right back."

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"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray." mockup

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

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'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism. mockup

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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'That was fun!'

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No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal mockup

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

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'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.' mockup

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

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'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.' mockup

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

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'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!' mockup

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

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"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!" mockup

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy." mockup

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

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'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.) mockup

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

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"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series." mockup

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

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Friday

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'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...' mockup

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

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A child interrupting family prayers mockup

A child interrupting family prayers

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'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?' mockup

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

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Reading the sports pages.

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"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!" mockup

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

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Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.' mockup

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

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"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it." mockup

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

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"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower." mockup

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate mockup

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

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"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'" mockup

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

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"We missed you at church Sunday." mockup

"We missed you at church Sunday."

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'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!' mockup

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

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"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts." mockup

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

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'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...' mockup

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

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"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!" mockup

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

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That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you. mockup

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

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"I've seen a tulip before."

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"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary." mockup

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

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'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)' mockup

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

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Sunday Newspaper Routine Gifts Collection

Sunday Newspaper Routine Mugs

Discover mugs that celebrate your Sunday newspaper tradition—quirky, witty, and perfect for your coffee moments.

Sunday Newspaper Routine Pillows

Find pillows that add a playful touch to your weekend nook, inspired by your Sunday newspaper ritual.

Sunday Newspaper Routine Prints

Browse prints that capture the charm of your Sunday mornings, perfect for decorating your leisure space with humor and personality.

Sunday Newspaper Routine T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts designed for fans of the Sunday paper routine—comfortable, humorous, and a great way to express your weekend vibe.