Sunday Routine Admirer Gifts

'When you bring the Sunday newspapers Angus, try not to drop the inserts!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Shellfie

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Waking Up With Rooster.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Where my balls go?'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Bad Hair Day

"He misses his commute ."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Mountaineers milk.

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

Plain ol' me.

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"