Sunday Routine Admirer Gifts

'When you bring the Sunday newspapers Angus, try not to drop the inserts!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Shellfie

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Waking Up With Rooster.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Where my balls go?'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Bad Hair Day

"He misses his commute ."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Mountaineers milk.

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"