Classic Comedy Routine Admirer Gifts

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Primitive magician

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Falstaff

Cat Burglar

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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Wordplay: In The Bag.

TV jester.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'