Classic Comedy Routine Admirer Prints

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

"It's true: no more burpees."

Primitive magician

TV jester.

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'