Stand-up Comedy Admirer Prints

Comic Relief

TV jester.

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Stand-up Romcom

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Falstaff

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cat Burglar

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Dolphin friendly tuna

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'