Reading Newspapers Gifts

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

'Ha! I can see right through that!'

He's a headstrong, self opinionated, outspoken bully boy! Are you sure he's not a Yorkshireman?

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

"I don't think of myself as nervous, I think of myself as well informed."

Two headlines read 'dog bites cat,' and 'cat bites dog.'

'What does 'conventional wisdom' mean?' 'Have you ever watched a political convention?'

'But your Honor, how can I be guilty? I was found innocent in the press!'

Walking the Dog.

'My life is so boring, even I don't follow myself on Twitter.'

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"The president today urged Americans to spend more and get into debt more..."

"Paper before you go, Mister?"

"I've seen a tulip before."

"The meetings' minutes can be read in the newspaper's police report..."

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

"He's stockpiling despair."

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"I'm so mad! I found that old bone next to the pond on Sunday, but now Master is on the front page giving it away to the National Museum!"

The Honorable Mr. Kim meets the disgraceful Mr. Trump.

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Maureen Dowd always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

Child homeless sheltering under 'New society' newspaper

'He's not asleep. He's taking a sly look at the racing results.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'My wife? Say I'm not here - I told her I was a minister.' (Headline of newspaper reads - 'Smith resigns to spend more time with family.')

We have the largest menu in town, complete with a personals and classified section.

'I think you'll find it was 'Brogue Builders' we got a mention on.'

'Hi, Phil. Hey, I didn't know you were a Democrat.'

'I hate to complain, but papering my cage with computer printouts just isn't the same as good old newspapers.'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"