Reading Newspapers Gifts

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'Ha! I can see right through that!'

"I don't think of myself as nervous, I think of myself as well informed."

Two headlines read 'dog bites cat,' and 'cat bites dog.'

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'But your Honor, how can I be guilty? I was found innocent in the press!'

'My life is so boring, even I don't follow myself on Twitter.'

Walking the Dog.

"The president today urged Americans to spend more and get into debt more..."

'What does 'conventional wisdom' mean?' 'Have you ever watched a political convention?'

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Maureen Dowd always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

'He's not asleep. He's taking a sly look at the racing results.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Child homeless sheltering under 'New society' newspaper

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'My wife? Say I'm not here - I told her I was a minister.' (Headline of newspaper reads - 'Smith resigns to spend more time with family.')

We have the largest menu in town, complete with a personals and classified section.

'Hi, Phil. Hey, I didn't know you were a Democrat.'

'I hate to complain, but papering my cage with computer printouts just isn't the same as good old newspapers.'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

The Honorable Mr. Kim meets the disgraceful Mr. Trump.

"I'm so mad! I found that old bone next to the pond on Sunday, but now Master is on the front page giving it away to the National Museum!"

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

Cat Reads Newspaper Announcement About A Fish Fry

"I've seen a tulip before."

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

"He's stockpiling despair."

"Paper before you go, Mister?"

"The meetings' minutes can be read in the newspaper's police report..."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.