Substance Use Humorist Gifts

Finding a gift for a substance use humorist? Explore our collection of playful and witty items that poke fun at sobriety, drinking, or substance culture. Perfect for those who love humor, satire, and a bit of irreverence, these products are sure to bring laughs and lightheartedness. Whether for a fellow humor enthusiast or someone who appreciates clever commentary, our selection is designed to entertain and amuse. Gift ideas include mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase the humorous side of substance use themes, offering a fun way to celebrate individuality and humor.

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Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter. mockup

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

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Ethics exam cheater.

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"That new drug causes flatulence." mockup

"That new drug causes flatulence."

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'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!' mockup

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

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"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!" mockup

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

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'One placebo or two, doctor?'

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A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'. mockup

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

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Modern Witch Shoppe

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Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium. mockup

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

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"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated." mockup

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

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Middle Age Spread.

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Sea of Tranquillity

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"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?" mockup

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

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'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!' mockup

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

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'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!' mockup

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

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'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.' mockup

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

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'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.' mockup

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

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"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach." mockup

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

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"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications." mockup

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

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"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire. mockup

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

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"Do you carry generic placebos?"

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"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!" mockup

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

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"Any pain relief with the cannabis?" mockup

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

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'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.' mockup

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

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"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine." mockup

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

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"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!" mockup

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"

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Drunken rooster has a hangover while sun rises.

Drunken rooster has a hangover while sun rises. mockup

Drunken rooster has a hangover while sun rises.

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Cheeky Devil and Thief LTD

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'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.' mockup

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

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'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!' mockup

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

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'And me fresh out of xanax.'

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'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.' mockup

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

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'I'll pay you double if you whisper it.'

'I'll pay you double if you whisper it.' mockup

'I'll pay you double if you whisper it.'

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Substance Use Humorist Gifts Collection

Substance Use Humorist Mugs

Browse our collection of witty mugs perfect for substance use humorists. Find a humorous gift that will spark smiles every morning.

Substance Use Humorist Pillows

Discover our humorous pillows for substance use humorists. Perfect for adding a touch of comedy and comfort to your living space.

Substance Use Humorist Prints

View our playful prints for substance use humorists. Brighten up your home or office with artwork that’s as witty as you are.

Substance Use Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our selection of funny t-shirts for substance use humorists. Wear your wit on your sleeve with clever designs and playful slogans.