Drug Trial Humorist Gifts

Celebrate the quirky side of your favorite drug trial humorist with our clever and playful collection. Perfect for those who find humor in science and clinical research, these items add a fun touch to their everyday life. Whether for a researcher, clinician, or experimental enthusiast, our products embrace their unique sense of humor and passion for discovery.

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A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'. mockup

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

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"Bailiff."

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"That new drug causes flatulence." mockup

"That new drug causes flatulence."

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"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!" mockup

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

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'One placebo or two, doctor?'

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'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.' mockup

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

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'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.' mockup

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

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"Repeat after me..."

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'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.' mockup

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

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Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription. mockup

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

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Disorder in the Court!

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"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events." mockup

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

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"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated." mockup

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

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'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!' mockup

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

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"Guilty times infinity."

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Sea of Tranquillity

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'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.' mockup

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

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"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it." mockup

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

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"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach." mockup

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

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"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire. mockup

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

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"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications." mockup

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

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"Do you carry generic placebos?"

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Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep mockup

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

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"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!" mockup

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

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'Your first trial?'

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'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?' mockup

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

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"Doctor - can I administer my own anaesthetic?"

"Doctor - can I administer my own anaesthetic?" mockup

"Doctor - can I administer my own anaesthetic?"

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'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.' mockup

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

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"… Yes, but you only have to take it once a year."

"… Yes, but you only have to take it once a year." mockup

"… Yes, but you only have to take it once a year."

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'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.' mockup

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

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'No, I'm not on trial here. I'm on the jury!'

'No, I'm not on trial here. I'm on the jury!' mockup

'No, I'm not on trial here. I'm on the jury!'

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"Find out who set up this experiment. It seems that half of the patients were given a placebo, and the other half were given a different placebo."

"Find out who set up this experiment. It seems that half of the patients were given a placebo, and the other half were given a different placebo." mockup

"Find out who set up this experiment. It seems that half of the patients were given a placebo, and the other half were given a different placebo."

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"No, it's not mentioned in the side effects. But you have noticed that it's a full moon tonight, haven't you?"

"No, it's not mentioned in the side effects. But you have noticed that it's a full moon tonight, haven't you?" mockup

"No, it's not mentioned in the side effects. But you have noticed that it's a full moon tonight, haven't you?"

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"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!" mockup

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"

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Drug Trial Humorist Gifts Collection

Drug Trial Humorist Mugs

Explore our humorous mugs collection—perfect for drug trial humorists who love a good laugh with their morning coffee.

Drug Trial Humorist Pillows

Find cozy pillows that bring humor and comfort together, perfect for drug trial enthusiasts with a fun sense of style.

Drug Trial Humorist Prints

Browse our witty prints designed to add a humorous scientific touch to any space, great for drug trial humorists who love creative decor.

Drug Trial Humorist T-Shirts

Discover our quirky T-shirts—ideal for drug trial humorists to express their scientific wit and playful personality.