'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'
Store Policies Gifts
Looking for a playful gift that nods to store policies? Our collection blends humor with everyday practicality, making it ideal for friends, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates a witty take on rules and procedures. Brighten their day with quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or art prints that showcase funny interpretations of store policies and guidelines.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"Good boy."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.
Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?
Our Two Parties, Explained
'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'
Trump leaving
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
'The recession is over, again.'
'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'
Think Tank
Economy
Roe v. Wade
'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'
Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.
"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"
"The suit - it's rejecting your body."
Sybil Obama
"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."
"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'
'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'
World Hunger Conference.
Pre-Old Blues
'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'
survival of the fittest
125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China
"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."
Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?
"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."
Store Policies Gifts Collection
Store Policies Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs inspired by store policies—perfect for adding humor to their morning coffee routine.
Store Policies Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with playful store policy designs—ideal for retail environments or humorous home decor.
Store Policies Prints
Browse our prints featuring humorous takes on store policies—great for retail fans and decorating with a smile.
Store Policies T-Shirts
Check out our witty store policies t-shirts—great for retail workers or anyone who loves humorous fashion statements.