Store Policies T-Shirts

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Roe v. Wade

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Economy

'The recession is over, again.'

Think Tank

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

World Hunger Conference.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

survival of the fittest

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China