Store Policies Mugs

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'The recession is over, again.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Think Tank

Economy

Roe v. Wade

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Sybil Obama

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

World Hunger Conference.

Pre-Old Blues

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

survival of the fittest

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."