Stock Slip Survivalist Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for a stock slip survivalist? Our collection offers clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate resilience, wit, and perseverance in the face of market swings. Perfect for those who handle volatility with humor and grit, our products bring personality and encouragement to their daily routine, making them ideal for anyone who navigates unpredictable waters with style and a smile.

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'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' mockup

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

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"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward." mockup

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

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Sub-prime Bear

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Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold. mockup

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!" mockup

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

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'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

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'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.' mockup

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

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'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!' mockup

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

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"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!" mockup

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

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'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.' mockup

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

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'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?' mockup

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

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"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..." mockup

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

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'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.' mockup

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

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"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives." mockup

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

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Drawing on an island.

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'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.' mockup

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

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'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.' mockup

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

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Economic casualties.

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"Grog understand supply and demand." mockup

"Grog understand supply and demand."

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Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.' mockup

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

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"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse." mockup

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

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Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low." mockup

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

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'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.' mockup

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

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'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.' mockup

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

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Easy street ends.

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'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'Probably just another correctional movement...' mockup

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

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Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

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"I think it's nice the way we divide the pain in to four equal parts."

"I think it's nice the way we divide the pain in to four equal parts." mockup

"I think it's nice the way we divide the pain in to four equal parts."

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Aggressive investing.

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Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

Invested pot of gold in the stock market. mockup

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

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"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment." mockup

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."

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"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy." mockup

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

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"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio." mockup

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

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"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..." mockup

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

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Stock Slip Survivalist Gifts Collection

Stock Slip Survivalist Mugs

Looking for more witty mugs for stock slip survivalists? Browse our collection for humorous and uplifting designs that keep resilience at the forefront.

Stock Slip Survivalist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that speak to stock slip survivalists' resilience. Perfect for adding humor and comfort to any space.

Stock Slip Survivalist Prints

Find inspiring prints that celebrate the resilience of stock slip survivalists. Perfect for decorating and motivating during market swings.

Stock Slip Survivalist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt range designed for stock slip survivalists, offering humorous and spirited messages for traders who handle volatility with style.