Stock Market Survivors Gifts

Looking for a gift for a stock market survivor? Our unique collection celebrates resilience, savvy, and the thrill of financial victories. Whether they’ve weathered crashes or celebrated growth, find a humorous or heartfelt present that speaks to their investing spirit. Ideal for traders, investors, or anyone passionate about the markets who appreciates a good laugh and a nod to their resilience.

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'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.' mockup

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

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'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.' mockup

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

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Sales chart plummets into employees head.

Sales chart plummets into employees head. mockup

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

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Sub-prime Bear

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'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,' mockup

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

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'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.' mockup

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

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'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!' mockup

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

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'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.' mockup

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

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With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table. mockup

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

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'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.' mockup

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

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"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream." mockup

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

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"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..." mockup

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

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'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.' mockup

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

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"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..." mockup

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

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'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!' mockup

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

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Economic casualties.

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Please Visit My Website: www.downonmyluck.com

Please Visit My Website: www.downonmyluck.com mockup

Please Visit My Website: www.downonmyluck.com

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"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..." mockup

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

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'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...' mockup

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

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'I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people.'

'I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people.' mockup

'I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people.'

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"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse." mockup

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

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Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low." mockup

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

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'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.' mockup

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

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'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'Probably just another correctional movement...' mockup

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

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'If the market should go down really deep, I'll be well prepared!'

'If the market should go down really deep, I'll be well prepared!' mockup

'If the market should go down really deep, I'll be well prepared!'

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'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.'

'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.' mockup

'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.'

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Coming out of the crisis

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'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.' mockup

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

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'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.' mockup

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

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Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care. mockup

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

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'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

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Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

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"I think it's nice the way we divide the pain in to four equal parts."

"I think it's nice the way we divide the pain in to four equal parts." mockup

"I think it's nice the way we divide the pain in to four equal parts."

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Stock Market Survivors Gifts Collection

Stock Market Survivors Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for stock market survivors—funny, inspiring, and perfect for their morning brew or office desk.

Stock Market Survivors Pillows

Discover cozy pillows for stock market survivors—humorous and comforting accents to brighten up any room or office.

Stock Market Survivors Prints

Browse inspiring prints for stock market enthusiasts—motivational artwork that celebrates the art of resilience in investing.

Stock Market Survivors T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts celebrating stock market resilience—witty and motivational styles that make a statement both at work and play.