Sports Televangelist Gifts

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

Golfing Bishop.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Another reason why people who are married should never co-anchor the news.

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

A preacher of open-source software.

His Other Shtick

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

Crossing the thin line into show business

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Midnight in Minnesota

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!"

Zen and the Art of Skiing

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

TV Darts.

Clare Balding

Golfing Fakir.

"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

The Alter of Football

"When I grow up, I want to have a ballpark named after the company I own."

'Notice they never speak in tongues when they're asking for money.'